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} catch(err) {}</description><title>The Brocery Store</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thebrocerystore)</generator><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/</link><item><title>Episode 14</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thebrocerystore.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/176801968/tumblr_kp9wp7gDnF1qzzqxl&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 14&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/176801968</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/176801968</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:36:43 -0400</pubDate><category>episodes</category></item><item><title>Episode 13</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thebrocerystore.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/157466099/mdQW44QN8qtmibo35PkcRRm5&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 13&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/157466099</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/157466099</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:47:00 -0400</pubDate><category>episodes</category></item><item><title>What do I call the new water and ooze blasting Oozeinator?...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YdAIt4MgnHc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YdAIt4MgnHc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What do I call the new water and ooze blasting Oozeinator? Genius.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oozinator (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/KaokanDBZ"&gt;KaokanDBZ&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/152971077</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/152971077</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:26:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Those krauts have the right idea. This is the way you get...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItZ5Xdh_viU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItZ5Xdh_viU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Those krauts have the right idea. This is the way you get product off the shelf.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/dior1973"&gt;dior1973&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/148291888</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/148291888</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:27:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Episode 12</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thebrocerystore.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/146189999/mdQW44QN8q6gdw7d1T23NF1o&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 12&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/146189999</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/146189999</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:37:39 -0400</pubDate><category>episodes</category></item><item><title>Aziz Ansari of Human Giant fame is back. Dumb funny yo. Ya...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_e3028fb315"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=e3028fb315" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=e3028fb315" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_e3028fb315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aziz Ansari of Human Giant fame is back. Dumb funny yo. Ya hearrrrdddd.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e3028fb315/raaaaaaaandy-part-1-funny-people"&gt;Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Funny People and Aziz Ansari&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/145789240</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/145789240</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:31:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nice capri’s duude. Go back to Europe.
Tom Brady: Catch...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/mdQW44QN8py4a3tnwZu05Ye9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice capri’s duude. Go back to Europe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/11/tom-brady-catch-this-if-you-can/"&gt;Tom Brady: Catch This If You Can | TMZ.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/142352606</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/142352606</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:36:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy Shit
(via knowproductions)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyeMIkPBVQw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyeMIkPBVQw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holy Shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/knowproductions"&gt;knowproductions&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/139710194</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/139710194</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:16:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Episode 11</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thebrocerystore.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/135520504/mdQW44QN8pifsucfcS7kHhwM&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 11&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/135520504</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/135520504</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:14:49 -0400</pubDate><category>episodes</category></item><item><title>Best video in years/ best thing kanye has done since...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5420081&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5420081&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5420081&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best video in years/ best thing kanye has done since Graduation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Drake “Best I Ever Had” on Vimeo (via &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/5420081"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/134454543</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/134454543</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:30:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Eddie Murphy is funny for the first time in 15 years. He does a...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e9ESc8ZjSHI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e9ESc8ZjSHI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eddie Murphy is funny for the first time in 15 years. He does a Charlie Murphy impression.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/skopalicious"&gt;skopalicious&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/133847982</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/133847982</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:45:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t wanna be a player no more. I’m not a player...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQqIQyT-RuM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQqIQyT-RuM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t wanna be a player no more. I’m not a player I just crush alot” - Joe Namath.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joe Namath Drunk (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/lzrburn01"&gt;lzrburn01&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/133832462</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/133832462</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:12:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Tom Brady is an idiot.
(via poooky321)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lk-wWUQKBg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lk-wWUQKBg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tom Brady is an idiot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/poooky321"&gt;poooky321&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/131987265</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/131987265</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:49:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video: The Antlers In Concert : NPR Music</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=105766872&amp;ft=1&amp;f=1039"&gt;Video: The Antlers In Concert : NPR Music&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Know about it now before they becomes too popular.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/129685268</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/129685268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:26:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Offical Brocery Store Mixtape (Opening tracks from the cast) </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Episode 1: Stuntastic (Produced by DJ Diplo) - Blaqstarr feat. Jhi-Ali&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 2: The Rulers Back - Jay-Z&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 3: Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remixes Volume 2)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 4: There’s A Party - N.A.S.A feat George Clinton and Charli 2na&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 5: Breaking My Heart - 9th Wonder, Weezy, Lil Brother (The Graduate Mixtape)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 6: Swing Ya Rag - (Remix) Clipse, Swizz Beats (Till the Casket Drops Mixtape)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 7: Maybach Music 2 - Rick Ross, Yeezy &amp; Weezy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 8: Poke-Her-Face - Kid Cudi (Dat Kid From Cleavland MIxtape)&lt;— Cop it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 9: Dope Boys -(Remix) The Game feat Rick Ross &amp; Antagonist (LAX Airport Closure Mixtape)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Episode 10: Ms. Rightfernow - Wiz Khalifa (Flight School Mixtape)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/128472830</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/128472830</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:46:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Check out the faces this king of guitar geeks makes every time...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4AVXax5AXOA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4AVXax5AXOA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out the faces this king of guitar geeks makes every time he plays a sweet riff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Steve Vai - “Blue Powder” (Live At The Astoria) (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/SteveVaiHimself"&gt;SteveVaiHimself&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/127604705</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/127604705</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:05:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Episode 10</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thebrocerystore.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/124301222/mdQW44QN8orifjpr9KVpVbOR&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 10&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124301222</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124301222</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:58:00 -0400</pubDate><category>episodes</category></item><item><title>Fart Pants</title><description>&lt;a href="http://under-tec.com/undertec2g.php"&gt;Fart Pants&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Pure genius. How did it take so long.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124042364</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124042364</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:53:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pretty awesome short. I’d like to point out that this is...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nqg01Nk3SYI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nqg01Nk3SYI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty awesome short. I’d like to point out that this is only representitive of Maryland/Virginia/New England lax bros. New York and Jersey are a slightly different breed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Ultimate Lax Bro (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/acc72987"&gt;acc72987&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124034654</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/124034654</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:37:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>These are the worst things ever. In no way are they remotely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/mdQW44QN8oqv4sdy97hKkYp1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are the worst things ever. In no way are they remotely attractive. It must be stopped.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://somuchsass.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gladiator-sandals-roundup.jpg"&gt;somuchsass.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/123990208</link><guid>http://www.thebrocerystore.com/post/123990208</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:06:27 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
